The Story that will keep you up for Decades

One Cold and Evil Day I walked into a Snowman who killed me on the spot, I went to hell and swam in the lava pools, I farted in one and got Banned from hell for 5 weeks
Then Spoogiloggalis Jokes about his sipalnap and then tulas bigogon out of the universe
Then Bunny Claus landed on my face, I died again and got thrown out of hell again...
A Monkey Stole my Wallet to buy a Rocket to Swim into Gorge Watingpons Hat, then a Guy wearing a Fez in a Blue Box came by and gave me a galillion bucks, My Ass Expoled and I went to the Doctors House on Mars left from right of the TV
I died again and was let into hell... and something I still can't stop thinking about to this day... Santa Bunny was ****ing my TV... then I died again and went to underhell
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